With all this hot weather I’m sure we are all sleeping in the buff anyway. But there are actually positive benefits of sleeping naked all year round.
If you’re wearing any sort of clothing in bed your body struggles to find the perfect temperature. Aging of the skin and many other side effects I think none of us would rather have.
You start sweating, and bacteria is multiplying, definitely not electrifying! So take a look at our very proper sciency list here and be ready to bin those jammies and big knickers cause we are definitely all about being unclothed… total pervs.
Disrobe, unclad, be free and let that pasty clammy skin breathe!
If you needed any more convincing take a look… Just remember, close your curtains for the love of jesus. No one wants to see your maracas!
Sleeping Nude Benefits
1. If you encounter any burglars they will be so shocked to see a naked person standing there in full birthday suit, saggy balls out, they are bound to do a runner/vomit on the spot (handy for DNA!) either way, they won’t come back! No burglar wants to wrestle with a naked person, no matter how big the TV is…
2. In this God awful fuck off hot weather sleeping naked obviously cools you down. Save money on any air conditioning you may have to invest in.
3. Lets the saggy tits breathe. What better feeling than taking your bra off letting the old knockers run free…
4. Easy access for a middle of the night shag fest. No need to fiddle about with PJ buttons or 6 layers of cotton tops, just easy access to a good old seeing to. And you get to see a good sexy bum, depending on whether your other half’s bum is decent or not I guess?
5. Farts have a quicker escape route… I would imagine….
6. And how much money you’d save not buying Pjs?! They’re so overrated! No need to wash them, sort them etc. Saves time and money, we all like an easier life. Plus a little less laundry is always a winner.
7. No more sweaty balls or fanny, good times…
8. Easy access for toileting. No more faffing with getting your pants down while your bladder is ready to explode. Just go sit and let it flow….ahh.
9. Keeps the kids out the room. No kids are gonna want to see your bits and bobs flopping out everywhere. So enjoy the peace!
10. Keeps your skin looking good. When you sleep naked your body will find the right temperature which will be better for your skin so you don’t look like a haggard old bag sooner.
So while you’re butt naked, dreaming of a sunny beach, drinking cocktails and swimming with the dolphins, your body will find