For Her Cards

Funny Birthday Cards For Women

Girlies, birds, hags, arm candy, old bag, the fairer sex, cougars, babes, mad bitches, split-arses, cock gobblers. There are plenty of words for them and whatever you want to call them… whoever the women in your life are… Mums, sisters, cousins, secret lovers, previous prison cellmates.. They all deserve a funny birthday card, not like all those generic ones you’ll find at the shops that have no thought or banter to them. Here at LimaLima we really do have the best funny cards you won’t find anywhere else. Guaranteed to make the special lady in your life laugh… Or maybe you’ll get a frying pan round your ‘ed! Depends how offensive you’re going to go I guess…Why not take a peek, make an effort… We have a great, hilarious selection of birthday cards for her.

There are so many amazing women in your life, and their birthdays always come around quickly enough… You need to find a suitable funny birthday card for her… You want to choose a lovely sentimental card, personalised card, cards for all different ages? Or a fantastically insulting and offensive card? If your life is full of girlies who love the banter, you’ve definitely come to the right place for offensive and rude cards for all the females. To make her laugh, giggle and maybe a little tear of happiness, we hope. Or keep it super insulting.You may get a slap in the face, and we hold no responsibility for this BTW!

For all you blokes who are stuck on what card to get the missus, Have a look at the hilarious selection here at LimaLima. Guaranteed to get you in the good books with her indoors. You never know what you might get in return lads.. Naughty.

Not just the missus to keep happy of course, maybe a mother or sister you’d love to send a card to. Or mother in law…? Always good to keep her happy too, or deeply offended and pissed off… at your own peril!

Not forgetting you lovely girls… Looking for a card for the Prosecco Queens or the Yummy Mummies you hang out with on your weekend nights out? You’re sure to find a great card for those pissed up bitches. The superb choice of cards will be sure to have the one you and the lucky recipient will love.

Maybe you’re looking for a funny card for a wonderful sister you’re super close to. You will find the perfect card for them and any other females in your life, a great friend, cousin, neighbour. Even surprise your Frenemy with a tongue in cheek card.

Don’t forget.. at the moment we have an offer too: 3 cards for £5 or 10 cards for £10. Why not take advantage of this amazing offer and get all the ladies in your life the perfect birthday card. Here at LimaLima you are sure to find the right funny birthday cards for her.

FYI: We’re not responsible for any testice loss due to sending your mother-in-law a ‘saggy tits’ card Don’t forget… We have a special offer at though okay?! Even if they are dangling to her knees…