Whether it’s 1 year or 50 years, anniversaries are bloody fucking special. You have bought a gorgeous bunch of flowers, maybe some jewellery? Depends how good a shag she is I guess? You have at least bought a funny anniversary card! Written some hilarious expletives or a nice romantic poem (ya soppy ball bag) But […]
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10 Benefits To Sleeping Naked
With all this hot weather I’m sure we are all sleeping in the buff anyway. But there are actually positive benefits of sleeping naked all year round. If you’re wearing any sort of clothing in bed your body struggles to find the perfect temperature. Aging of the skin and many other side effects I think […]
What To Write In A Birthday Card
Sometimes it’s hard to know what to write in a birthday card. Beyond a simple Happy Birthday obviously! Maybe you find the soppy messages already printed in the cards you get from the shops a bit shit? That’s why you have us at LimaLima here to help you out. Not only do we have a […]
What To Write In A New Home Card
Ah a new home, the only place you can poop most comfortably, the place where you can say what you want, cause no one listens to you anyway. Moving house for the first time, or the 6th time! It’s still exciting… I’m sure… Maybe your best friend has got married and has taken the plunge […]
What To Write In A New Baby Card
A new baby, birthed into this mad crazy world. Poor kid…. But seriously who doesn’t love a new baby, all fresh from the womb! Those chubby cheeks, the smell, tiny feet and hands, awww. What we can all agree on is that a new baby is always a joyous occasion that’s for sure. Even the […]
What To Write In A Leaving Card
So you’ve got the devastating news, your colleague is off to pastures new. Bastards. Yes you want to be happy for them but on the other hand you’d like to be the one who has also successfully escaped. What IS their secret?! When you get over the mortifying fact they have actually managed to cut […]
