Funny Congratulations On The New Baby Card
Handwash only. If baby is stinky, change nappy. Remember sleep is for the weak. Try not to drop baby it will cry. Feed with milk. Not Bacon. Cherish every moment. Say Goodbye to all spare cash. If baby cries put nipple in mouth. (Mum not Dad)
A5 (when folded) new baby card with coloured envelope
Blank inside for your personal message
High quality card 300 gsm semi-gloss
Professionally designed and printed in the UK by Lima Lima
Alternative (hopefully funny) and sometimes rude greetings card – many of our card designs are not for the faint hearted!
All orders are shipped from the UK
Orders placed online before 3pm will be dispatched on the same day (Monday – Friday excluding bank holidays)
Delivery Within The UK:
Estimated delivery time is 1-3 business days via Royal Mail 1st Class Post
We expect the majority of items to arrive the next working day, however delivery may take up to 3 working days, particularly during busy periods.
Delivery To Europe:
Items are sent via Royal Mail International Standard Shipping
Estimated delivery time: 3 – 5 working days