New Home Cards

Funny & Rude Congratulations On Your New Home Cards

So your friends just moved into a new home and have invited you to their housewarming party, which means you can’t just show up empty handed and enjoy the party; no, you’re expected to bring at least some sort of housewarming gift or not come at all. It’s the least you can do to get them a silly card, though, especially considering he didn’t make you help him move. At least a new home greeting card will keep up the facade that you care without much effort or money being spent. Unfortunately, though, picking out that perfect card takes at least a little amount of effort.

Picking out the right funny new home card

Finding the right new home greeting card for your buddy that shows you care enough to acknowledge the change in residence, but not enough to help with the heavy lifting or the actual move itself can be a huge pain in the butt. Our wide selection of funny new home cards is sure to have some hidden gems that can help you out. You won’t even need to put the energy in to go to a store; our whole selection is available for your perusal and purchase online. You can get the perfect new home greeting card without even putting on your pants.

Finding the right message

You want the card to appropriately show how much you care about your friend’s new home: very little. We get that, while you’re certainly happy for your friend and his accomplishments, you don’t necessarily want to pour your heart and soul into a sappy card. You want to acknowledge your buddy’s achievement with a light and funny card coupled with a mere message of congratulations. Our new home cards are crassly funny with the inside left entirely blank, so you won’t look like you weirdly care more than you do.

Putting in the perfect amount of effort

We know how much you really care about your friend’s new home: you’re happy for them, you don’t want them on the streets or anything, but you don’t want to help him with the heavy lifting. We gift you with the golden opportunity to put in just the right amount of effort: Browsing our collection of new home cards from your couch, paying little for the one you want, and get the perfect new home greeting card delivered straight to your door, all without ever having to put on pants or leave the house.

If you’re looking for the perfect way to still acknowledge your friend’s new move without spending a lot of money or putting in much effort, we’ve got the best opportunity for you. We offer a wide selection of crassly funny new home cards that are perfect for saying “I care that you have a home, but that’s about it.” Don’t go to that housewarming party empty handed or get stuck having to go to the store: stay on the couch and order one of the perfect new home cards from us.