Oh boy, an anniversary. The time of year you remind your other half how much you adore them; if you haven’t committed the cardinal sin of forgetting and have actually remembered that is. 

(We all know it’s the guys who are more likely to have forgotten anyway). 

So, you’re safe as today we’re talking about the husband.

If you’re married to a wonderful man and want to show him some love on your anniversary (or even a bit of ridicule) then step this way. 

We have a whole range of delightful and romantic anniversary wishes and quotes, from downright funny and offensive to the sickeningly romantic and heart-warming, all bases covered to wish your husband a happy anniversary.

You made a promise to love and irritate me for the rest of our lives. You can start the love part any time you want.

Happy anniversary babe, I can’t wait to see the realisation of what day it is to dawn on you as you open this.

Oi ball ache? It’s our anniversary. 

How have we been married for this long and I haven’t killed you yet? Happy anniversary husband, this may be the last one. 

To my husband on our anniversary, if I’m being brutally honest I think I deserve some kind of medal by now. 

Happy anniversary husband from your long-suffering wife, I must have been in a very good mood when I said ‘I do’ all those years ago.

To my wonderful husband. Boy oh boy what can I say about you on our anniversary? Not a lot really.

Happy anniversary to the most amazing husband…. when you’re not being an irritating ball bag. 

Happy wedding anniversary, I’ve remembered, have you?

Happy wedding anniversary to my husband from the best thing you ever said yes to.

To a brilliant husband on our anniversary, life with you is bloody tough but you’re not too bad I suppose. 

Happy day where we remember our wedding. Dear god what a mess that was.

Happy wedding anniversary hubby, you’re doing great, I wouldn’t have been able to put up with me for this long.

Well, it’s that day again. Here’s to us still being married I suppose.

Happy anniversary to an amazing husband, still good looking, still funny, intelligent? Meh, a couple of wrinkles here and there, a few greys but on the whole still in tip top condition. You’ve passed for another year. 

Happy anniversary to my husband, another year of marital bliss. (If that’s what you want to call it). 

Happy wedding anniversary hubby. I feel the same way about you now as I did when I first met you. A little bit irritating, could wash a bit more but I’ve had worse. 

Happy anniversary husband, you’ve taught me what love is. It’s asking you to do things and then you not doing them, yes? Is that right?

Here’s to celebrating yet enough happy year of marriage. And to think when we first met I thought you might be a serial killer.

Happy something anniversary. I’ve lost count of how damn long it’s been.

Happy anniversary hubby, another year of surviving the dystopian, hellish, winter-scape that is our marriage.

Happy anniversary hubby, I can’t believe you were daft enough to marry me!

We go together like salt and pepper; I love you my husband.

Happy anniversary to the best husband in the world. I’m so lucky to have you.

To a husband who makes all other husbands look bad. You’re the best by far!

Happy anniversary to the best thing that ever happened to me.

When penguins find their partner they stay together for life. You’re definitely my penguin.

If marriage was a box of chocolates you’d be the love heart with the warm, soft centre.  

To my utterly amazing other half, I couldn’t ask for a better husband. 

Happy anniversary, I’m yours, you’re mine and may that never change.

Happy anniversary to my husband, I love you just as much now as I did when we first met.

Happy anniversary hubby, being reminded of our wedding day is my favourite time of the year.

To a husband I love more than anything. I’ve only got one life but I’m so glad it’s going to be spent with you. Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary to the one who stole my heart, you’re the best husband a person could ask for.

I wake up every day honoured to call you my soulmate. I hope you realise what a special husband you are.

Happy anniversary, I hope I’m the kind of husband a guy like you deserves. 

I was blessed the day I met you and have been blessed every day since. Happy anniversary to my husband.

To the kindest, most loving gentleman I know, not a day goes by where I’m not grateful to have you in my life. 

I can’t wait to grow old with you, my darling husband. Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary from one husband to another, you light up my world in every way. 

I wanted to send you a romantic anniversary message but none of them were good enough to describe how much I adore you. 

You’re the one person who sticks with me through thick and thin, I’ll love you always.

Happy anniversary to a phenomenal husband, our wedding was the best day of my life and you’ve spent every day since making sure I’m just as happy.

The commitment I made to you on our wedding day was made with love, pride and more joy than you could ever imagine. Happy anniversary to a husband I love more than anything.

Happy anniversary to my precious husband, the man who completes me. Here’s to eternity together.

Dear husband on our anniversary, thank you for cherishing me from the moment we said, ‘I do’. I’ll love you always.

Happy anniversary, I can’t wait to make more memories with you, you’re a beautiful husband, an outstanding father, and the kindest person I’ve ever known. I love you.

Happy wedding anniversary, you’re not just a husband you’re my best friend too and I can’t believe how lucky I am to have you.

Summary:

We hope this has inspired you as to what funny abuse or romantic wish to hurl toward your husband this year. 

Whether you’re looking for cute wedding anniversary wishes, romantic anniversary quotes or you just want to treat your husband to some funny and offensive anniversary wishes we hope this list has you covered. 

Thank you very much for stopping by, now go and woo that special gent in your life!